A hole in the ground. A few cupcakes. Some flowers. Done! 70 years of life formally closed in a jiffy! That is our ethos here at Dead Good Funerals; quality, not costly. We will treat your loved ones with the care and respect that they deserve, but on a budget; because let’s be honest - they can’t see what you did with them.
Check out our special offers below for even better value!
EFFICIENT! Mass pile up on the A14? Batteries run out of in the carbon monoxide detector? Then book in for our COSY COFFIN deal and save; because a corpse doesn’t mind a cuddle.
SPACE SAVING! Is your deceased skinny? Are they shorter than 6ft? Then save money today with out TENT PEG offer; vertical graves for minimal fees.
EXOTIC! Did your loved one enjoy animals? Do you and your family love trips to the zoo or even the seaside? Then maybe consider our BAIT-ER THAN A DIRT NAP offer and witness your late companion enter the circle of life.*
Dead Good Funerals: Culture, Corpses, and a Can-do attitude!
WAKE up and smell the value!
*consumption or lack thereof is not guaranteed and does not imply any negativity on the flavour of the cadaver.