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AccessibleEvery word within the book is socially acceptable and politically correct. Any phrase that is deemed unacceptable is simply blocked out - no need to spend hours worrying.
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Convenient The book is designed for home reading and
for on the go; correct reference needs not to be stationary! |
DiscreetFor the shy reader, each Contradictionary comes with a socially acceptable dust cover to hide ones practice.
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Are you tired of that ‘filth’ ruining your bookshelf? Do you yearn for a non-offensive world? Does your dictionary reek of smut and threaten your very social standing?
WELL NO MORE!
Say hello to SARCASMOs Contradictionary: the modern day bible of politically correct language. No more swear words, no more awkward moments, no more faux pas terms - this updated reference book will keep you in good social stead, without the fear of offending anyone.
But don’t just take our word for it, check out our previous customer testimonies below:
‘Who knew that ordering a coffee could be so awkward and socially embarrassing! Now with the Contradictionary, I can order drinks with ease!’
-Jane, coffee with milk drinker
‘Dropping my kids off at school was a daily nightmare - but not any more! Thanks to the Contractionary!’
-Robert, father of inner-city kids
‘All I can say is, thank God I read the Contradictionary before I bought those tickets!’
-Craig, attendee of a George Michael concert.
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Converse with confidence -
Order the Contradictionary today!
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Two colours now available - Solemn grey and Labour red!
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Two colours now available - Solemn grey and Labour red!
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